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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i’m defending a thesis.
is that a speaker in your pants or is your penis loud as fuck and singing beautiful songs to me
gay porn blogs will reblog the world’s most normal picture of the world’s most normal man and caption it some shit like. His farmer’s tan had consumed his life… ever since he got hit by the Farmer’s Tan Ray
man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he’s said since has been an aside